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I worked in the Colt at 6 Berwick Street early 1981 until late 1982.

It was a fun time and a very exciting place for a young guy in his mid twenties to find himself.

Working in the Colt was an exciting time, yes it was sleazy with the basement, but it was also a place to meet and chat with friends, most evening there would be a small crowd of guys mostly young customers that I had become acquainted with, we would wait till 10pm and close the shop and then go to one of the many venues that may have been opended that night, Bangs being a favorite.

Eventually we were informed that we would not be able to stay open unless we had a licence, at that time Dame Porter was head of Westminster Council and she refused us a licence, the shop was closed but reopened temporarily as a venue with dance booths, customers could view naked boys dancing for £5.00...............

The DJ Lewisham Lil seemed elderly to me at the time but still filled the dance floor.

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