Funny jokes about dating a black guy

Q: What do 9 out of 10 people consider to be a good time? Q: What do you call a school bus full of white people? Q: What do you call a teenage girl who doesn't masturbate? Q: Whats the best thing about dating homeless chicks? A: "I'll see you next month." Q: Whats the best thing about Pocahontas in the shower? Q: What's even better than winning the Special Olympics A: Not being a retard.

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Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A: A lickalotopis Q. A: Because he was looking for Pooh If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain, can a hooker get layed off? A: Ate something If you had a donkey and I had a chicken and if your donkey ate my chicken what will you have? What's the difference between the holidays and sex? Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? A: Erotic is using a feather....kinky is using the whole chicken. A: They both only change their pads after every third period!

A: Bang a lamb a ding dong Q: What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis, her mom said you should have asked me last night it was at the tip of my tongue. A: So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up. When he is standing next to your miss saying her hair smells nice Q: Why did Tigger look in the toilet? A: The grass tickles their balls Q: What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't? Q: What does a good bar and a good woman have in common? Q: What is the difference between erotic and kinky? Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? A: By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in. A: Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U. A: A Southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe. Q: What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate? Q: What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?

Q: What do you get when you mix puppies and rabbits? Q: What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

Q: What does a rubix cube and a Penis have in common?

A: Slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work. A: When you take it off you wonder where her tits went.

A: Spit, swallow, and gargle, Q: What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? " The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. He pulled a gun on me, robbed me, took all my money, my clothes, my car and then tied me up." The cop studied the guy for a moment, and then pulled down his pants and whipped out his dick. " Old Couple An old man and an old lady are getting ready for bed one night when all of a sudden the woman bursts out of the bathroom, flings open her robe and yells "Super Pussy! Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing! " Police Officer A police officer was patrolling the highway when he sees a guy tied up to a tree, crying. " The old man says "I'll have the soup." Three Girlfriends Your best friend has three girlfriends. All 3 wants to do something special so they set up some dates. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex? Q: Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? A: The one alive in the middle chewing it's way out.

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